Quote of the Day (2013-05-01)

Victor Melling: In place of relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!

Gracie Hart: Oh, *I* have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?

Victor Melling: Ah! But that is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist - and that works for me!

Source: Miss Congeniality